In the second installment of "The Taco Diary" video restaurant review series, four students decide to find the best burger in Pleasanton and videotape their quest.
This video features students Steven Hopper, Aaron DeVera, Jacob Richey and Cameron Vaughan as they inhale burgers, shakes and fries the way only teenaged boys can, then rate their experiences on a scale of zero to five Emma Watsons. (Last time, it was on a scale of Zooey Deschanels. Next time, they say it'll either be George Clooneys or Joseph Gordon-Levitts. Stay tuned).
They decide to sample , , and the new at the just-built Gateway Shopping Center.
In this video, they can be heard discussing the ins and outs of too much oil and grease, preferences for cut-up onions mixed in with ketchup, and a love of dipping fries in milkshakes (eew).
"Why be so picky on the freshness," Richey says at one point, pointing out that if he wanted fresh and healthy, he'd go to Whole Foods or Sprouts. Or eat some kale.
They also ogle the pies at Nation's, but then remember that they have more burgers to consume (and would rather not go into diabetic shock).
Watch the video if you would like a laugh, and info on where to get the best burgers in town.
Also, this video has a scene selection option so you can skip to the restaurant you're curious about if you don't have time to watch the entire clip.
To watch the first installment of this series, where the students searched for the best taco, .
Follow them on Twitter @FHSInflight.
What do you think of the burger places they reviewed? Agree? Disagree? Tell us in the comments.
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